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- No two days are the same. Somedays I scream bloody murder all day. Somedays I’m a little angel.
- The days I’m an angel are ALWAYS the days someone comes over to help/hold me.
- I make more laundry then your tired ass can keep up to.
- I go through more diapers and take more shits then you ever thought humanly possible.
- It seems as though I only pee when diaper is off and dick is left unattended (though amount of diapers would prove otherwise).
- When you think its safe to sit and pick up your knitting I WILL start screaming. Its the law.
- I insist upon eating too fast and getting milk all over my face and in my neck folds. I will then spit up a good portion of every meal instead of just burping like you seem to want.
- Most of my naps will be on/squished under one of your boobs.
- Mom learned she can blog with only one hand because I am so helpful.